Episode
Two and a Half Men: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Overview
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Details
- Series
- Two and a Half Men
- Season
- Season 1
- Episode
- Episode 4
- Air date
- 2003-10-13
- Runtime
- 21 min
Episode context
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap is Episode 4 in Season 1 of Two and a Half Men. It aired on 2003-10-13. The runtime is 21 min.
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