Tập
Son of the Beach: Episode 1
Tóm tắt
Notch and the gang head to the Island of Bulimia by Tex Finklestein at ""UBM"" wanting higher ratings. When they get there, they are to play ""Penetration Island"", where the grand prize is $1,000,00. While everyone is being tempted or seducted by their temptress or temptor, Dirty Sanchez and his gang of Bulimians are on the island and start killing the temptors and temptresses, trying to get their island back. After being thought he was dead by everyone, Notch and an escaped Porcelain come to save the day as Dirty Sanchez is about to kill off SPF-30. Afterwards after Notch is shot by Sanchez and his gang, the scene is shown as a scripted part, then revealing that everyone is still alive.
Chi tiết
- Phim bộ
- Son of the Beach
- Mùa
- Mùa 3
- Tập
- Tập 1
- Ngày phát sóng
- 2002-06-18
- Thời lượng
- 44 min
Thông tin tập
Episode 1 là tập 1 trong Season 3 của Son of the Beach. Tập này phát sóng ngày 2002-06-18. Thời lượng là 44 min.
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Tập 5
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Tập 6
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Tập 7
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