Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy: Season 1

Episode 1: Super Mario Rescues the Princess 2008-09-10 | 2 min Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss. Episode 2: A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid 2008-09-10 | 1 min A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid. Episode 3: Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney 2008-09-15 | 1 min Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff". Episode 4: Adopted 2008-09-21 | 2 min Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born. Episode 5: A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen 2008-09-29 | 1 min A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future. Episode 6: Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents' 2008-10-03 | 1 min Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny. Episode 7: A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen 2008-10-13 | 2 min The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption. Episode 8: Cat Staff Meeting 2008-10-19 | 1 min A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball. Episode 9: Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster 2008-10-26 | 1 min Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster Episode 10: Marital Troubles 2008-11-02 | 1 min A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment. Episode 11: Jeff Goldblum Wafers 2008-11-09 | 1 min Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk. Episode 12: Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve 2008-12-22 | 1 min Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu Episode 13: The Frog Prince 2008-12-30 | 1 min The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong. Episode 14: Monkeys Talk About Religion 2009-01-06 | 1 min A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus". Episode 15: Mountain Climber 2009-01-12 | 1 min A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married. Episode 16: Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past 2009-01-18 | 1 min Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner. Episode 17: Mad Cow Disease 2009-01-27 | 1 min A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news. Episode 18: The Bartender Says... 2009-02-05 | 1 min Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke. Episode 19: Backstage with Bob Dylan 2009-02-17 | 1 min Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert. Episode 20: Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club 2009-02-24 | 1 min Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission. Episode 21: Beavers: Assholes of the Forest 2009-04-21 | 1 min Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest. Episode 22: Things You Never Hear 2009-05-23 | 2 min This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears. Episode 23: A Trip to the Psychiatrist 2009-06-12 | 1 min A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist. Episode 24: AIDS Patient Zero 2009-05-12 | 2 min A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped. Episode 25: Name That Animal Penis! 2009-05-12 | 2 min A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined. Episode 26: Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die 2009-05-12 | 2 min Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?" Episode 27: Sex with... #1 2009-05-12 | 1 min A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist Episode 28: A Fat Guy Working Out 2009-05-12 | 1 min A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich. Episode 29: A Gay Knight 2009-05-12 | 1 min A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed. Episode 30: A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement 2009-05-12 | 1 min A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas. Episode 31: Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit 2009-05-12 | 3 min Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it. Episode 32: Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey 2009-05-12 | 2 min A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on. Episode 33: Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car 2009-05-12 | 1 min Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town. Episode 34: He Who Lives in a Glass House... 2009-05-12 | 2 min A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors. Episode 35: Sex with... #2 2009-05-12 | 1 min Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime Episode 36: Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision 2009-05-12 | 1 min Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby. Episode 37: The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality 2009-05-12 | 2 min When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests... Episode 38: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 2009-05-12 | 1 min To have sexual relations with your mother. Episode 39: Sex with... #3 2009-05-12 | 1 min The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep Episode 40: Dirty Vaudeville 2009-05-12 | 1 min Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town. Episode 41: Fat Jesus 2009-05-12 | 2 min Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex. Episode 42: Dracula Meets Magic Johnson 2009-05-12 | 1 min Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions. Episode 43: The Sneeze Throw-Up 2009-05-12 | 1 min Exactly what it says on the tin... Episode 44: The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians 2009-05-12 | 1 min Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out. Episode 45: Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds 2009-05-12 | 1 min The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds. Episode 46: Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately 2009-05-12 | 1 min Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach. Episode 47: Small Talk with Aunt Helen 2009-05-12 | 1 min Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake. Episode 48: Marie Antoinette's Notepad 2009-05-12 | 1 min We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake". Episode 49: Sheep Shearing 2009-05-12 | 2 min A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him. Episode 50: What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave 2009-05-12 | 1 min A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.