Green Acres: Season 3

Episode 1: The Man For the Job 1967-09-06 The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job. Episode 2: Lisa's Jam Session 1967-09-13 Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves. Episode 3: Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel 1967-09-20 An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville. Episode 4: Oliver vs. the Phone Company 1967-09-27 Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management. Episode 5: Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company 1967-10-04 Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas. Episode 6: A Kind Word For the President 1967-10-11 Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president. Episode 7: Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked 1967-10-18 Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops. Episode 8: Eb Elopes 1967-10-25 Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped. Episode 9: The Thing 1967-11-01 Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm. Episode 10: Das Lumpen 1967-11-08 Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their romance began. Episode 11: Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel? 1967-11-15 The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing. Episode 12: Jealousy, English Style 1967-11-22 Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her. Episode 13: Haney's New Image 1967-11-29 When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm. Episode 14: Alf and Ralph Break Up 1967-12-13 Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf. Episode 15: No Trespassing 1967-12-20 Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic. Episode 16: Eb Returns 1967-12-27 The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married. Episode 17: Not Guilty 1968-01-03 Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300. Episode 18: Home is Where You Run Away From 1968-01-10 A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world. Episode 19: How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying 1968-01-24 Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the Douglases' farm. Episode 20: Arnold, Boy Hero 1968-01-31 Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse. Episode 21: Flight to Nowhere 1968-02-07 As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe. Episode 22: My Mother, the Countess 1968-02-14 Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres. Episode 23: The Spring Festival 1968-02-21 Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration. Episode 24: Our Son, the Barber 1968-02-28 | 30 min Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college. Episode 25: Oliver's Jaded Past 1968-03-06 | 30 min Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years. Episode 26: The Hungarian Curse 1968-03-13 | 30 min A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted house guest. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt. Episode 27: The Rutabaga Story 1968-03-20 | 30 min Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates a publicity campaign to make America more "rutabaga conscious." Episode 28: Instant Family 1968-03-27 When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other children to live with the Douglases until she recovers. Episode 29: A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 1) 1968-04-03 | 30 min Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a chance in show business. Episode 30: A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 2) 1968-04-10 | 30 min Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.