Episode
The Osbournes: What a Boy Wants
Overview
Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
Details
- Series
- The Osbournes
- Season
- Season 2
- Episode
- Episode 12
- Air date
- 2003-06-10
Episode context
What a Boy Wants is Episode 12 in Season 2 of The Osbournes. It aired on 2003-06-10.
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Episode 11: My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.
Episode 13: Flea's a Crowd
A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
More episodes from this season
Episode 10: Viva Ozz Vegas
The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
Episode 14: Run Ozzy Run
Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
Episode 9: Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.
Episode 15: Fists of Fury
While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
Episode 8: It's a Hard Knock Life
As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
Episode 16: Mama, I'm Staying Home
With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
Episode 7: Meow Means No!
Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
Episode 17: Tennis Racket
After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.
Episode 6: Smells Like Teen Spirits
Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.
Episode 18: A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.