Episode
Dilbert: The Security Guard
Overview
After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.
Details
- Series
- Dilbert
- Season
- Season 2
- Episode
- Episode 6
- Air date
- 2000-01-18
- Runtime
- 22 min
Episode context
The Security Guard is Episode 6 in Season 2 of Dilbert. It aired on 2000-01-18. The runtime is 22 min.
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