Episode
Time Squad: Confucius Say... Way Too Much
Overview
Confucius was famous for coming up with short phrases. "Short phrases?" any one of the three Time Squad members might say. "You've got to be kidding!" And it's true! He's making his stories way too long! But will Tuddrussel's beating him up help?
Details
- Series
- Time Squad
- Season
- Season 1
- Episode
- Episode 4
- Air date
- 2001-06-15
Episode context
Confucius Say... Way Too Much is Episode 4 in Season 1 of Time Squad. It aired on 2001-06-15.
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Episode 3: Napoleon the Conquered
It's a mission to Napoleon, the conqueror. Tuddrussel upsets him, and they almost get their heads cut off. (When it comes to Larry, the word "almost" just doesn't fit!) Suddenly his wife comes along and drags him home! Can Time Squad help him get away to conquer again, away from his husband-conquering wife?
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The Time Squad must go back to the year 1899 to convince Sigmund Freud to stop hypnotizing his patients and making them act like animals (done by someone else).
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