Married... with Children: Season 8

Episode 1: A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? 1993-09-05 | 22 min When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest. Episode 2: Hood 'n the Boyz 1993-09-12 | 22 min Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang. Episode 3: Proud to Be Your Bud 1993-09-19 | 22 min The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room. Episode 4: Luck of the Bundys 1993-09-26 | 22 min When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed. Episode 5: Banking on Marcy 1993-10-03 | 22 min Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild. Episode 6: No Chicken, No Check 1993-10-10 | 22 min Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date. Episode 7: Take My Wife, Please 1993-10-24 | 22 min While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al. Episode 8: Scared Single 1993-11-07 | 22 min Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy. Episode 9: NO MA'AM 1993-11-14 | 22 min Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM."" Episode 10: Dances With Weezy 1993-11-21 | 22 min Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live. Episode 11: Change for a Buck 1993-11-28 | 22 min Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound. Episode 12: A Little Off the Top 1993-12-12 | 22 min Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions. Episode 13: The Worst Noel 1993-12-19 | 22 min Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing. Episode 14: Sofa So Good 1994-01-16 | 22 min While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had. Episode 15: Honey, I Blew Up Myself 1994-01-23 | 22 min Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store. Episode 16: How Green Was My Apple 1994-02-06 | 22 min A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families. Episode 17: Valentine's Day Massacre 1994-02-13 | 22 min Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy. Episode 18: Get Outta Dodge 1994-02-20 | 22 min Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo. Episode 19: Field of Screams 1994-02-27 | 22 min Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects. Episode 20: The D'Arcy Files 1994-03-20 | 22 min Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy. Episode 21: Nooner or Later 1994-04-10 | 22 min Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets. Episode 22: Ride Scare 1994-04-24 | 22 min Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago. Episode 23: The Legend of Ironhead Haynes 1994-05-01 | 22 min Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice. Episode 24: Assault and Batteries 1994-05-08 | 22 min When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday. Episode 25: Al Goes Deep 1994-05-15 | 22 min Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training. Episode 26: Kelly Knows Something 1994-05-22 | 22 min Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.