Married... with Children: Season 5

Episode 1: We'll Follow the Sun 1990-09-23 | 22 min The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day. Episode 2: Al... with Kelly 1990-09-30 | 22 min Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women. Episode 3: Sue Casa, His Casa 1990-10-07 | 22 min After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness. Episode 4: The Unnatural 1990-10-14 | 22 min Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes. Episode 5: The Dance Show 1990-10-21 | 22 min Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his. Episode 6: Kelly Bounces Back 1990-10-28 | 22 min Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car. Episode 7: Married... with Aliens 1990-11-04 | 22 min Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks. Episode 8: Wabbit Season 1990-11-11 | 22 min A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden. Episode 9: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy 1990-11-18 | 22 min Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch. Episode 10: One Down, Two to Go 1990-11-25 | 22 min Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike. Episode 11: And Baby Makes Money 1990-12-16 | 22 min Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him. Episode 12: Married... with Who 1991-01-06 | 22 min Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson. Episode 13: The Godfather 1991-02-03 | 22 min Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections. Episode 14: Look Who's Barking 1991-02-10 | 22 min Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog. Episode 15: A Man's Castle 1991-02-17 | 22 min Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink. Episode 16: All Night Security Dude 1991-02-24 | 22 min Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis. Episode 17: Oldies but Young 'Uns 1991-03-17 | 22 min Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio. Episode 18: Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers 1991-03-24 | 22 min Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest. Episode 19: Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? 1991-04-07 | 22 min Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children. Episode 20: Top of the Heap 1991-04-07 | 22 min In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women. Episode 21: You Better Shop Around (1) 1991-04-14 | 22 min Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket. Episode 22: You Better Shop Around (2) 1991-04-21 | 22 min The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest. Episode 23: Route 666 (1) 1991-04-28 | 22 min The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help. Episode 24: Route 666 (2) 1991-05-05 | 22 min The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert. Episode 25: Buck the Stud 1991-05-19 | 22 min A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.