Episode
Black Dynamite: Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes
Overview
Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together!
Details
- Series
- Black Dynamite
- Season
- Season 1
- Episode
- Episode 1
- Air date
- 2012-07-15
- Runtime
- 25 min
Episode context
Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes is Episode 1 in Season 1 of Black Dynamite. It aired on 2012-07-15. The runtime is 25 min.
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Episode 10: That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!
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