Are We There Yet?: Season 3

Episode 1: The Staycation Episode 2012-09-17 | 30 min When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever – but “Casa del Nick” is soon dealing with some disappointed customers. Episode 2: The Thief Episode 2012-09-18 | 30 min Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse – but when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft. Episode 3: The Bad Dream Episode 2012-09-19 | 30 min Episode 4: The 22 Episode 2012-09-20 | 30 min Episode 5: The Cooking Episode 2012-09-21 | 30 min Episode 6: The Regift Episode 2012-09-24 | 30 min Episode 7: The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode 2012-09-25 | 30 min Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job. Episode 8: The Second Black President Episode 2012-09-26 | 30 min Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school. Episode 9: The Green Episode 2012-09-27 | 30 min Nick suspects that a mysterious someone has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves town for the week to attend a childhood friend's wedding; and Marilyn tries to teach the children a life lesson. Episode 10: The Father's Day Episode 2012-09-28 | 30 min Episode 11: The My First Job Episode 2012-10-01 | 30 min Lindsey is thrilled to get her first job at Up and Down Burger, but when she gives out free food to failed NBA hopeful Terrel, she soon learns the consequences of stealing at the workplace. Episode 12: The Tiger Dad Episode 2012-10-02 | 30 min Episode 13: The Expensive Purse Episode 2012-10-03 | 30 min Episode 14: The Master of Ceremonies Episode 2012-10-04 | 30 min While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he can't stand the heat when Suzanne starts making fun of him in public. Episode 15: The Control Issue Episode 2012-10-05 | 30 min Episode 16: The Ghost Dog Episode 2012-10-08 | 30 min Episode 17: The Lemon Squeeze Episode 2012-10-09 | 30 min Episode 18: The Mother's-in-Law Episode 2012-10-10 | 30 min Episode 19: The Tit for Tat Episode 2012-10-11 | 30 min Episode 20: The Quarantine Episode 2012-10-12 | 30 min Episode 21: The V.I.P. Tickets Episode 2012-10-15 | 30 min Episode 22: The Lindsey Dances Episode 2012-10-16 | 30 min Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced. Episode 23: The Career Day Episode 2012-10-17 | 30 min While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections is more important than studying hard and getting good grades. Episode 24: The House Sitter's Episode 2012-10-18 | 30 min When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools. Episode 25: The Nick Gets Promoted Episode 2012-10-19 | 30 min Nick anxiously awaits for a promotion, but he works hard to prove that he got what it takes and works with a colleague who is arrogant. Episode 26: The Big Loan Episode 2012-10-22 | 30 min Episode 27: The Family Portrait Episode 2012-10-23 | 30 min Episode 28: The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode 2012-10-24 | 30 min Episode 29: The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode 2012-10-25 | 30 min Episode 30: The Silent Treatment Episode 2012-10-26 | 30 min Episode 31: The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode 2012-10-29 | 30 min Episode 32: The Blockbuster Movie Episode 2012-10-30 | 30 min Episode 33: The Pocket Dial Episode 2012-10-31 | 30 min Episode 34: The Secret Episode 2012-11-01 | 30 min Episode 35: The Life Insurance Episode 2012-11-02 | 30 min Episode 36: The Hypertension Episode 2012-11-09 | 30 min When Nick gets a doctors report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low. Episode 37: The Satchel Pagge Episode 2012-11-12 | 30 min Episode 38: The Cyrano Episode 2012-11-12 | 30 min Episode 39: The Identity Theft Episode 2012-11-13 | 30 min Episode 40: The Inappropriate Website Episode 2012-11-13 | 30 min When Nick accidentally pulls up an adult Web site at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test. Episode 41: The Open Mic Gaffe Episode 2012-11-14 | 30 min When Nick doesn't realize his microphone is on and insults a colleague at the station. Meanwhile, the children teach Internet skills to Marilyn. Episode 42: The Timeshare Episode 2012-11-14 | 30 min Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick has suspicions about her new beau's true motives. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm. Episode 43: The Thanksgiving Episode 2012-11-14 | 30 min When the entire Kingston-Persons' clan plus their parents and their friends and their friends' parents end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of – the turkey. Episode 44: The Sex Symbol Episode 2012-11-15 | 30 min Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides. Episode 45: The Insignificant Anniversary Episode 2012-11-15 | 30 min Episode 46: The Long Con Episode 2012-11-16 | 30 min Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang. Episode 47: The Bigg Box Klub Episode 2012-11-16 | 30 min The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest. Episode 48: The Black Friday Episode 2012-11-19 | 30 min Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity. Episode 49: The Blackout Episode 2012-11-19 | 30 min A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring. Episode 50: The Wrong Way Episode 2012-11-20 | 30 min Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event. Episode 51: The Concussion Episode 2012-11-20 | 30 min Episode 52: The Bucket List Episode 2012-11-21 | 30 min Episode 53: The Spelling Bee Episode 2012-11-21 | 30 min Episode 54: The Kleptomaniac Episode 2012-11-22 | 30 min Episode 55: The Hand on a House Episode 2012-11-23 | 30 min Episode 56: The Good Day Seattle Episode 2013-03-01 | 30 min