Episode
Kenny vs. Spenny: Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?
Overview
Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.
Details
- Series
- Kenny vs. Spenny
- Season
- Season 1
- Episode
- Episode 5
- Air date
- 2003-09-23
- Runtime
- 30 min
Episode context
Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest? is Episode 5 in Season 1 of Kenny vs. Spenny. It aired on 2003-09-23. The runtime is 30 min.
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Episode 4: Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?
Episode 6: Who Is the Sanest?
Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?
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Episode 7: Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
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Episode 2: Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
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Episode 8: Who Does She Like Better?
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Episode 1: Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
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Episode 9: Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
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Episode 10: Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?
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Episode 11: Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
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Episode 12: Who Is the Best Fashion Designer?
Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.
Episode 13: Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.