Episode
The Amazing Race: We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing
Overview
To begin the episode, the teams have to drive 78 miles from their pit stop to a hot springs and cross a rickety bridge to get their clue. All teams arrive in time for the 6:30 A.M. opening and a footrace is on. The teams are then given a clue to drive a 145 miles to an oil plantation. This quickly leads to confusion, with two teams getting lost. Kelly and Jon realize they have no idea where they're going and choose to opt for the Fast Forward. They feel it is a safe bet, as they don't figure it would be to any of the other teams' benefit to go for the Fast Forward. Unbeknownst to them, though, Reichen and Chip have already accidentally headed down the road for the Fast Forward and, once they realize what they've done, they decide to continue down that road to claim it. While this occurs, Jon and Al have made their way to the Detour. Called ""Chop / Haul,"" the teams are given a choice between chopping down fruits to find their clue in an envelope, or hauling 25 heavy bundles of fruit int
Details
- Series
- The Amazing Race
- Season
- Season 4
- Episode
- Episode 9
- Air date
- 2003-07-24
- Runtime
- 42 min
Episode context
We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing is Episode 9 in Season 4 of The Amazing Race. It aired on 2003-07-24. The runtime is 42 min.
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