Episode
Roseanne: Pampered to a Pulp
Overview
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in Roseanne.
Details
- Series
- Roseanne
- Season
- Season 9
- Episode
- Episode 6
- Air date
- 1996-10-22
- Runtime
- 23 min
Episode context
Pampered to a Pulp is Episode 6 in Season 9 of Roseanne. It aired on 1996-10-22. The runtime is 23 min.
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