Roseanne: Season 8

Episode 1: Shower the People You Love with Stuff 1995-09-19 | 23 min Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower. Episode 2: Let Them Eat Junk 1995-09-26 | 23 min Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick. Episode 3: Roseanne in the Hood 1995-10-17 | 23 min Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box. Episode 4: The Last Date 1995-10-24 | 23 min The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Episode 5: Halloween: the Final Chapter 1995-10-31 | 23 min Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor. Episode 6: The Fifties Show 1995-11-07 | 23 min The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor. Episode 7: The Getaway, Almost 1995-11-14 | 23 min Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road. Episode 8: The Last Thursday in November 1995-11-21 | 23 min When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners. Episode 9: Of Mice and Dan 1995-11-28 | 23 min With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne. Episode 10: Direct to Video 1995-12-05 | 23 min While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan. Episode 11: December Bride 1995-12-12 | 23 min Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott. Episode 12: The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract 1996-01-02 | 23 min Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister. Episode 13: The White Sheep of the Family 1996-01-09 | 23 min D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn. Episode 14: Becky Howser, M.D. 1996-01-16 | 23 min Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage. Episode 15: Out of the Past 1996-02-06 | 23 min While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott. Episode 16: Construction Junction 1996-02-13 | 23 min Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted. Episode 17: We're Going to Disney World (1) 1996-02-20 | 23 min The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage. Episode 18: Disney World War II (2) 1996-02-27 | 23 min Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh. Episode 19: Springtime for David 1996-03-12 | 23 min David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile. Episode 20: Another Mouth to Shut Up 1996-03-26 | 23 min Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. Episode 21: Morning Becomes Obnoxious 1996-04-09 | 23 min After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager. Episode 22: Ballroom Blitz 1996-04-30 | 23 min Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie. Episode 23: The Wedding 1996-05-07 | 23 min Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears. Episode 24: Heart & Soul 1996-05-14 | 23 min Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception. Episode 25: Fights and Stuff 1996-05-21 | 23 min Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.