Roseanne: Season 5

Episode 1: Terms of Estrangement (1) 1992-09-15 | 23 min Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark. Episode 2: Terms of Estrangement (2) 1992-09-22 | 23 min Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away. Episode 3: The Dark Ages 1992-09-29 | 23 min The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room. Episode 4: Mommy Nearest 1992-10-06 | 23 min Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man. Episode 5: Pretty in Black 1992-10-13 | 23 min Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently. Episode 6: Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places 1992-10-20 | 23 min Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly. Episode 7: Halloween IV 1992-10-27 | 23 min Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future. Episode 8: Ladies' Choice 1992-11-10 | 23 min Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill. Episode 9: Stand on Your Man 1992-11-17 | 23 min The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay. Episode 10: Good Girls, Bad Girls 1992-11-24 | 23 min Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her. Episode 11: Of Ice and Men 1992-12-01 | 23 min D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher. Episode 12: It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays 1992-12-15 | 23 min A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life. Episode 13: Crime and Punishment (1) 1993-01-05 | 23 min Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie. Episode 14: War and Peace (2) 1993-01-12 | 23 min Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend. Episode 15: Lanford Daze 1993-01-26 | 23 min Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point Episode 16: Wait Till Your Father Gets Home 1993-02-09 | 23 min The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life. Episode 17: First Cousin, Twice Removed 1993-02-16 | 23 min A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home. Episode 18: Lose a Job, Winnebago 1993-02-23 | 23 min The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie. Episode 19: It's a Boy! 1993-03-02 | 23 min Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it. Episode 20: It was Twenty Years Ago Today 1993-03-09 | 23 min For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her. Episode 21: Playing with Matches 1993-03-23 | 23 min Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face. Episode 22: Promises, Promises 1993-04-06 | 23 min Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business. Episode 23: Glengarry, Glen Rosey 1993-05-04 | 23 min Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town. Episode 24: Tooth or Consequences 1993-05-11 | 23 min Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected. Episode 25: Daughters and Other Strangers 1993-05-18 | 23 min Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.