Roseanne: Season 3

Episode 1: The Test 1990-09-18 | 23 min Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test. Episode 2: Friends and Relatives 1990-09-25 | 23 min Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster. Episode 3: Like, a Virgin 1990-10-02 | 23 min Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more. Episode 4: Like, a New Job 1990-10-09 | 23 min Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids. Episode 5: Goodbye, Mr. Right 1990-10-16 | 23 min After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho. Episode 6: Becky, Beds and Boys 1990-10-23 | 23 min Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy. Episode 7: Trick or Treat 1990-10-30 | 23 min Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo. Episode 8: PMS, I Love You 1990-11-06 | 23 min Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course. Episode 9: Bird is the Word 1990-11-13 | 23 min Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office. Episode 10: Dream Lover 1990-11-27 | 23 min Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman. Episode 11: Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? 1990-12-04 | 23 min Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie. Episode 12: Confessions 1990-12-18 | 23 min An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential. Episode 13: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father 1991-01-08 | 23 min Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal. Episode 14: The Wedding 1991-01-15 | 23 min Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child. Episode 15: Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore 1991-01-22 | 23 min Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie. Episode 16: Home-Ec 1991-02-05 | 23 min Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully. Episode 17: Valentine's Day 1991-02-12 | 23 min Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead. Episode 18: Communicable Theater 1991-02-19 | 23 min Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play. Episode 19: Vegas Interruptus 1991-02-26 | 23 min Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas. Episode 20: Her Boyfriend's Back 1991-03-12 | 23 min Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders. Episode 21: Troubles with the Rubbles 1991-03-26 | 23 min The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd. Episode 22: Second Time Around 1991-04-02 | 23 min Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids. Episode 23: Dances with Darlene 1991-04-30 | 23 min Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills. Episode 24: Scenes from a Barbecue 1991-05-07 | 23 min The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother. Episode 25: The Pied Piper of Lanford 1991-05-14 | 23 min Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.