Roseanne: Season 2

Episode 1: Inherit the Wind 1989-09-12 | 23 min Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council. Episode 2: The Little Sister 1989-09-19 | 23 min Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine. Episode 3: Guilt by Disassociation 1989-09-26 | 23 min Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience. Episode 4: Somebody Stole My Gal 1989-10-03 | 23 min After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship. Episode 5: House of Grown-Ups 1989-10-10 | 23 min Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party. Episode 6: Five of a Kind 1989-10-24 | 23 min A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne. Episode 7: BOO! 1989-10-31 | 23 min The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night. Episode 8: Sweet Dreams 1989-11-07 | 23 min Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks. Episode 9: We Gather Together 1989-11-21 | 23 min On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal. Episode 10: Brain-Dead Poets Society 1989-11-28 | 23 min Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law. Episode 11: Lobocop 1989-12-05 | 23 min When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections. Episode 12: No Talking 1989-12-12 | 23 min Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne. Episode 13: Chicken Hearts 1990-01-02 | 23 min Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. Episode 14: One for the Road 1990-01-09 | 23 min When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet. Episode 15: An Officer and a Gentleman 1990-01-23 | 23 min When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills. Episode 16: Born to Be Wild 1990-01-30 | 23 min Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike. Episode 17: Hair 1990-02-06 | 23 min Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home. Episode 18: I'm Hungry 1990-02-13 | 23 min Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise. Episode 19: All of Me 1990-02-20 | 23 min Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life. Episode 20: To Tell the Truth 1990-02-27 | 23 min Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share. Episode 21: Fender Bender 1990-03-20 | 23 min Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman. Episode 22: April Fool's Day 1990-04-10 | 23 min On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office. Episode 23: Fathers and Daughters 1990-05-01 | 23 min In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene. Episode 24: Happy Birthday 1990-05-08 | 23 min Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.