Two and a Half Men: Season 9

Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19 | 21 min Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire. Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26 | 21 min Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget. Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03 | 20 min Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school. Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10 | 21 min Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey. Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17 | 20 min Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party. Episode 6: The Squat and Hover 2011-10-24 | 21 min Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31 | 19 min Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will. Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07 | 21 min When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional. Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14 | 21 min Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope. Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21 | 21 min Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world. Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05 | 20 min Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life. Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12 | 21 min Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral. Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02 | 20 min Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help. Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-16 | 20 min Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship. Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06 | 21 min Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies. Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13 | 20 min Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. Episode 17: Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20 | 19 min Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem. Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27 | 21 min Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace. Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19 | 21 min Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party. Episode 20: Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09 | 21 min Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship. Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says "Yes" 2012-04-16 | 21 min Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30 | 21 min Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack. Episode 23: The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07 | 21 min Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14 | 21 min Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.