Season
Two and a Half Men: Season 5
Overview
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
Details
- Series
- Two and a Half Men
- Season
- Season 5
- Air date
- 2007-09-24
- Episodes
- 19 episodes
Episodes
Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Episode 16: Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.