Two and a Half Men: Season 3

Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 2005-09-19 | 22 min After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life. Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 2005-09-26 | 22 min Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter. Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 2005-10-03 | 22 min Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all. Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 2005-10-10 | 22 min Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky 2005-10-17 | 21 min Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school. Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One 2005-10-24 | 21 min Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood. Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 2005-11-07 | 22 min Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up. Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do 2005-11-14 | 21 min Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher. Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend 2005-11-21 | 21 min One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist. Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted 2005-11-28 | 22 min Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life. Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned 2005-12-19 | 22 min Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection. Episode 12: That Special Tug 2006-01-09 | 22 min Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities. Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 2006-01-23 | 22 min Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex. Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2006-02-06 | 22 min Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat 2006-02-27 | 22 min Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped. Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call 2006-03-06 | 22 min Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 2006-03-13 | 21 min Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie. Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler 2006-03-20 | 21 min Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check. Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 2006-04-10 | 22 min Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through. Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 2006-04-24 | 21 min Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy. Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens 2006-05-01 | 21 min Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical. Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie 2006-05-08 | 22 min A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party. Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie 2006-05-15 | 22 min Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something. Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 2006-05-22 | 21 min Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.