Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.: Season 3

Episode 1: Lies, Lies, Lies 1966-09-14 Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house. Episode 2: Crazy Legs Gomer 1966-09-21 Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition. Episode 3: Gomer the Carrier 1966-09-28 Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles. Episode 4: Caution: Low Overhead 1966-10-05 Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook. Episode 5: Show Me The Way to Go Home 1966-10-12 Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic. Episode 6: How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying 1966-10-19 Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon. Episode 7: Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space 1966-10-26 Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space. Episode 8: The Borrowed Car 1966-11-02 Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car. Episode 9: Gomer Pyle, Super Chef 1966-11-09 Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal. Episode 10: Marry Me, Marry Me 1966-11-16 Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date. Episode 11: Cold Nose, Warm Heart 1966-11-23 Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections. Episode 12: Follow That Car 1966-11-30 Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers. Episode 13: It Takes Two to Tangle 1966-12-14 Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man. Episode 14: Whither the Weather 1966-12-21 Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau. Episode 15: Love's Old Sweet Song 1966-12-28 A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss. Episode 16: Gomer the Recruiter 1967-01-04 Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit. Episode 17: The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle 1967-01-11 Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine. Episode 18: Go Blow Your Horn 1967-01-18 Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band. Episode 19: You Bet Your Won Ton 1967-01-25 Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation. Episode 20: Sue The Pants Off 'Em 1967-02-01 Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile. Episode 21: Gomer the Card Shark 1967-02-08 Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat. Episode 22: To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist 1967-02-15 Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting. Episode 23: Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again 1967-02-22 The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke. Episode 24: Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend 1967-03-01 Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter. Episode 25: Sing a Song of Papa 1967-03-08 A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night. Episode 26: Where There's a Will 1967-03-15 Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump. Episode 27: Lost, the Colonel's Daughter 1967-03-22 Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den. Episode 28: The Crow Ganef 1967-03-29 Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker. Episode 29: One of Our Shells is Missing 1967-04-05 Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice. Episode 30: Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More 1967-04-12 When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.