Episode
Taxi: Take My Ex-Wife, Please
Overview
Alex runs into his ex-wife, Phyllis, eating alone at a restaurant, and when she tries to reach out to him, he gently tells her he's not interested. Nonetheless, Phyllis shows the next day at the garage to find Alex, but he's out driving. Louie manages to arrange a date with Phyllis, who is particularly vulnerable, having just gone through a divorce. When Alex learns of this (after Louie tries to rub it in), Alex becomes concerned about the depths that Phyllis has sunk to and goes to her hotel to talk. Too late- Louie has already arrived and has already tried to seduce Phyllis, much to her disgust. Alex then takes Phyllis out to dinner, leaving Louie naked in Phyllis' hotel room.
Details
- Series
- Taxi
- Season
- Season 4
- Episode
- Episode 17
- Air date
- 1982-02-18
Episode context
Take My Ex-Wife, Please is Episode 17 in Season 4 of Taxi. It aired on 1982-02-18.
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Episode 16: Jim and the Kid
Jim befriends a runaway child, who has stowed away in Tony's cab, and soon has ""adopted"" him. When the gang gets wind of this, they find the kid's parents and reunite them.
Episode 18: The Unkindest Cut
Elaine spends over $200 to go to a trendy hairstylist before a special date, but the result is outrageously bad. When she expresses some disappointment, the hairstylist insults her and she leaves, crying, but still pays. Alex talks her into going back and standing up for herself, so she can get her hair fixed and her money back. That doesn't go too well, but in the end, Louie, who has followed Alex and Elaine to the hairstylist, exacts revenge on the guy by pouring a bucket of red hair dye on him.
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Episode 14: Tony's Lady
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Episode 20: Elegant Iggy
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Episode 13: Nina Loves Alex
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Episode 21: The Wedding of Latka and Simka
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Episode 12: Bobby Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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Episode 22: Cooking for Two
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Episode 23: The Road Not Taken (1)
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