Episode
All in the Family: The Boarder Patrol
Overview
Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.
Details
- Series
- All in the Family
- Season
- Season 7
- Episode
- Episode 16
- Air date
- 1977-01-08
- Runtime
- 25 min
Episode context
The Boarder Patrol is Episode 16 in Season 7 of All in the Family. It aired on 1977-01-08. The runtime is 25 min.
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Episode 15: The Draft Dodger
The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike's friend is a Draft Dodger and it is Christmas dinner and unbeknownst to Archie this guy is sitting at his Christmas dinner table. The guy is exactly everything Archie hates about Mike's generation. On top of this Archie's friend is also spending Christmas dinner with the Bunkers and he lost his son to the war.
Episode 17: Archie's Chair
Mike accidently breaks Archie's Chair.
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Gloria insists that Mike get the vasectomy he's talked about for years.
Episode 18: Mike Goes Skiing
Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.
Episode 13: The Baby Contest
Archie enters Joey in a newspapers's beautifull-baby contest, against the express wishes of Mike and Gloria.
Episode 19: Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye
Archie reluctantly agress to deliver Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unawware that his departed friend was Jewish.
Episode 12: Archie's Secret Passion
Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounterswith an old high school friend she's invited to dinner.
Episode 20: The Joys of Sex
Both Gloria and Mike help Edith and Archie express their sexual interaction after catching Edith reading How to be your Husband's Mistress.
Episode 11: Mr. Edith Bunker
Edith saves a man's life and becomes the toast of the town,but Archie isn't happy standing in the shadow of her limelight.
Episode 21: Mike, the Pacifist
Stranded in a subway train with different personalities, Mike is shocked when he punches a man for the very first time in his life after the man had pushed Gloria aside.
Episode 10: Mike and Gloria's Will
Mike and Gloria are having a discussion over who will take care of Joey, just in case there comes a time when both of them are unable to care for the little tyke before his 18th birthday. Mike has serious reservations over allowing in-laws Archie and Edith to get custody of Joey, particularly due to what he perceives as Archie's bad influences. Gloria is having a hard time convincing Mike otherwise and gives in to Mike's rhetoric.
Mike's suspicions are confirmed when Archie and Edith return with Joey after a day of playing in the park. What's that Joey's got in his hands? Why, a toy machine gun that Grandpa had bought him. Of course, Mike (being dead set against gun violence) immediately is very angry and tells Archie that toy guns could influence children's behavior later on. Tempers really escalate when Mike grabs the plastic gun from Archie and breaks it over his knee.
After the two continue to argue, Mike lets slip that he is considering including a clause in the Stivics' will that
Episode 22: Fire
The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he's guilty for starting the fire.