Episode
Family Guy: Pilling Them Softly
Overview
Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.
Details
- Series
- Family Guy
- Season
- Season 14
- Episode
- Episode 1
- Air date
- 2015-09-27
- Runtime
- 25 min
Episode context
Pilling Them Softly is Episode 1 in Season 14 of Family Guy. It aired on 2015-09-27. The runtime is 25 min.
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