Episode
Family Guy: The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
Overview
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
Details
- Series
- Family Guy
- Season
- Season 13
- Episode
- Episode 6
- Air date
- 2014-12-07
- Runtime
- 24 min
Episode context
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin is Episode 6 in Season 13 of Family Guy. It aired on 2014-12-07. The runtime is 24 min.
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On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
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Episode 2: The Book of Joe
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Episode 10: Quagmire's Mom
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.
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