Seinfeld: Season 9

Episode 1: The Butter Shave 1997-09-25 | 22 min Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe. Episode 2: The Voice 1997-10-02 | 22 min Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex. Episode 3: The Serenity Now 1997-10-09 | 22 min George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith. Episode 4: The Blood 1997-10-16 | 22 min Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum. Episode 5: The Junk Mail 1997-10-30 | 23 min Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her. Episode 6: The Merv Griffin Show 1997-11-06 | 22 min Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine. Episode 7: The Slicer 1997-11-13 | 23 min George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor. Episode 8: The Betrayal 1997-11-20 | 23 min Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish. Episode 9: The Apology 1997-12-11 | 22 min Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member. Episode 10: The Strike 1997-12-18 | 22 min Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity. Episode 11: The Dealership 1998-01-08 | 22 min At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy. Episode 12: The Reverse Peephole 1998-01-15 | 22 min Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted. Episode 13: The Cartoon 1998-01-29 | 23 min An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker. Episode 14: The Strong Box 1998-02-05 | 23 min Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup. Episode 15: The Wizard 1998-02-26 | 23 min Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple. Episode 16: The Burning 1998-03-19 | 22 min Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend. Episode 17: The Bookstore 1998-04-09 | 22 min A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it. Episode 18: The Frogger 1998-04-23 | 22 min George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. Episode 19: The Maid 1998-04-30 | 22 min Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown. Episode 20: The Puerto Rican Day 1998-05-07 | 22 min Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers. Episode 21: The Chronicle (1) 1998-05-14 | 43 min Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. Episode 22: The Chronicle (2) 1998-05-14 | 56 min More memories and bloopers. Episode 23: The Finale (1) 1998-05-14 | 56 min The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town. Episode 24: The Finale (2) 1998-05-14 | 23 min Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."