Seinfeld: Season 3

Episode 1: The Note 1991-09-18 | 22 min Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George. Episode 2: The Truth 1991-09-25 | 22 min George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate. Episode 3: The Pen 1991-10-02 | 22 min Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down. Episode 4: The Dog 1991-10-09 | 22 min Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say. Episode 5: The Library 1991-10-16 | 22 min A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel. Episode 6: The Parking Garage 1991-10-30 | 22 min Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked. Episode 7: The Cafe 1991-11-06 | 22 min While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer. Episode 8: The Tape 1991-11-13 | 22 min George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry. Episode 9: The Nose Job 1991-11-20 | 22 min Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut. Episode 10: The Stranded 1991-11-27 | 23 min Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else. Episode 11: The Alternate Side 1991-12-04 | 23 min Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend. Episode 12: The Red Dot 1991-12-11 | 22 min An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon. Episode 13: The Subway 1992-01-08 | 23 min A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding. Episode 14: The Pez Dispenser 1992-01-15 | 23 min Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter. Episode 15: The Suicide 1992-01-29 | 23 min A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts. Episode 16: The Fix-Up 1992-02-05 | 23 min Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously. Episode 17: The Boyfriend (1) 1992-02-12 | 46 min Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine. Episode 18: The Boyfriend (2) 1992-02-12 | 23 min Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez. Episode 19: The Limo 1992-02-26 | 23 min Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport. Episode 20: The Good Samaritan 1992-03-04 | 23 min Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator. Episode 21: The Letter 1992-03-25 | 23 min Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings. Episode 22: The Parking Space 1992-04-22 | 23 min George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Episode 23: The Keys 1992-05-06 | 24 min Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.