Episode
Gossip Girl: They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?
Overview
Jenny wants to be the Queen Bee of not only Constance but of all the Upper East Side, as she lands the hottest escort for the Cotillion. Meanwhile Dan and Vanessa try to convince Olivia to stay in NY by showing her the "true college experience". Leighton Meester's new single "Somebody to Love" is featured in the episode, along with performance from Plastiscines.
Details
- Series
- Gossip Girl
- Season
- Season 3
- Episode
- Episode 9
- Air date
- 2009-11-09
- Runtime
- 42 min
Episode context
They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They? is Episode 9 in Season 3 of Gossip Girl. It aired on 2009-11-09. The runtime is 42 min.
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Episode 8: The Grandfather: Part II
Olivia says something she regrets during her appearance on Jimmy Fallon's talkshow and tries to keep Dan from finding out. With election day around the corner, Nate suspects his grandfather will stop at nothing to get Trip elected to congress. In the midst of another feud with Serena, Blair befriends a new "it" girl and takes her to an election night party at Chuck's hotel, hoping to make Serena jealous.
Episode 10: The Last Days of Disco Stick
Hoping to impress the elitist theater kids at NYU, Blair sets her sights on landing a private concert with the hottest musical performer of the year, Lady Gaga. Dan and Olivia sign up to write and star in a school play, based on an idea by Blair and directed by Vanessa. With Blair out of the picture, Serena turns to Nate to help her get through a difficult situation. As a favor to Chuck, Jenny agrees to hang out with Damien, the son of an ambassador who is staying at Chuck's hotel, but the experience proves to be a lot more intriguing than she expected.
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