Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 5

Episode 1: Held Back 1994-10-31 After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten. Episode 2: Killing Time 1994-10-31 Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV. Episode 3: Beard Boys 1994-11-01 The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces. Episode 4: Choke 1994-11-02 While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way. Episode 5: Safe House 1994-11-03 Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe. Episode 6: Hard Sell 1994-11-04 The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do. Episode 7: Walkathon 1994-12-10 Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay. Episode 8: Temporary Insanity 1994-12-10 The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff). Episode 9: Dude, A Reward 1994-12-10 When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward. Episode 10: Walking Erect 1994-12-13 The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes). Episode 11: Career Day 1994-12-16 The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day. Episode 12: Plastic Surgin' 1994-12-19 Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants. Episode 13: Take A Number 1994-12-22 Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet. Episode 14: Beaverly Buttbillies 1994-12-26 After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead. Episode 15: Tainted Meat 1994-12-29 Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers. Episode 16: Stewart Moves Away 1995-01-05 Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons. Episode 17: Top o' the Mountain 1995-01-25 Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut. Episode 18: Party 1995-01-29 When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house. Episode 19: Wet Behind The Rears 1995-01-29 Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies. Episode 20: Bad Dog 1995-02-09 Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis. Episode 21: Lightning Strikes 1995-02-16 Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media."" Episode 22: Dream On 1995-02-23 Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland. Episode 23: Candy Sale 1995-04-08 The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars. Episode 24: Animation Sucks 1995-04-08 Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two. Episode 25: What's the Deal? 1995-06-05 Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards. Episode 26: The History of Women 1995-06-05 The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt. Episode 27: To the Rescue 1995-06-06 The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane. Episode 28: I Dream of Beavis 1995-06-07 Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it. Episode 29: Pregnant Pause 1995-06-08 Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant. Episode 30: Here Comes the Bride's Butt 1995-06-09 Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride. Episode 31: Screamers 1995-07-10 After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them. Episode 32: Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? 1995-07-10 Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets. Episode 33: Skin Trade 1995-07-11 Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur. Episode 34: Oil Change 1995-07-12 Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil... Episode 35: Buttniks 1995-07-13 Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio. Episode 36: Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass 1995-08-07 Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away. Episode 37: Another Friday Night 1995-08-07 Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police. Episode 38: Tired 1995-08-08 The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage. Episode 39: Close Encounters 1995-08-09 McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients. Episode 40: Womyn 1995-08-10 Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists. Episode 41: Premature Evacuation 1995-09-11 Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own. Episode 42: Whiplash 1995-09-11 Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow. Episode 43: Spare Me 1995-09-12 Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron. Episode 44: Patsies 1995-09-13 The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head. Episode 45: Murder Site 1995-09-14 The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head. Episode 46: Spanish Fly 1995-10-09 Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class. Episode 47: Sexual Harrassment 1995-10-05 The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood."" Episode 48: Bus Trip 1995-10-10 A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen. Episode 49: Green Thumbs 1995-10-11 The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff. Episode 50: Steamroller 1995-10-12 The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.