Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 3

Episode 1: Comedians 1993-09-06 | 10 min Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down. Episode 2: Carwash 1993-09-06 | 10 min Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson. Episode 3: Couch-Fishing 1993-09-07 | 10 min The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law. Episode 4: Incognito 1993-09-08 | 10 min After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class. Episode 5: Kidnapped 1993-09-08 | 21 min Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him. Episode 6: Naked Colony 1993-09-13 Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people. Episode 7: Tornado 1993-09-14 The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray. Episode 8: Cleaning House 1993-09-20 | 10 min Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof. Episode 9: Scratch 'N' Win 1993-09-21 | 10 min The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower. Episode 10: Scared Straight 1993-09-27 | 12 min Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden. Episode 11: Eating Contest 1993-09-30 | 10 min Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee. Episode 12: Sporting Goods 1993-10-04 | 10 min Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper. Episode 13: Sperm Bank 1993-10-07 | 10 min Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money. Episode 14: Buff 'N' Stuff 1993-10-14 | 10 min Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out. Episode 15: Citizen Butt-head 1993-10-18 | 21 min Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year. Episode 16: Politically Correct 1993-10-21 | 10 min The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school. Episode 17: Ball Breakers 1993-10-25 | 10 min Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed. Episode 18: Beavis and Butt-head Meet God 1993-10-28 | 20 min After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos. Episode 19: True Crime 1993-11-01 | 10 min Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV. Episode 20: The Trial 1993-11-04 | 11 min For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense. Episode 21: The Crush 1993-11-08 | 11 min Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang. Episode 22: Plate Frisbee 1993-11-11 | 10 min Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom. Episode 23: Canoe 1993-11-15 | 11 min The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear. Episode 24: Young, Gifted & Crude 1993-11-25 | 10 min The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain. Episode 25: Foreign Exchange 1993-12-09 | 11 min Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin. Episode 26: A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head 1993-12-17 | 23 min Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool. Episode 27: Closing Time 1993-12-23 | 10 min Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector. Episode 28: Most Wanted 1994-03-05 | 21 min The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.